My mother, whose sense of humor should be apparent from the recent photo above, forwarded me the following quotation. I liked it so much I felt compelled to repost it here.

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

– William Golding (British novelist, playwright, poet, Nobel laureate, and author of Lord of the Flies; 1911-1993)