While working on the house today, I managed to cut my wrist on a sharp piece of metal. Unable to locate a bandaid, I had to make do with a wadded-up paper towel and zip tie. Crude as it was, this improvised bandage did the trick and served its purpose until Jeanine could properly patch me up.

Note to my mother: This was not a serious injury. My tetanus shots are current. I will be more careful in the future.