As I stumbled downstairs for breakfast this morning, I found this creature rocking on our sun porch. I asked the creature what it was doing. The creature said it was rocking. This fact not having escaped my keen powers of observation, I persisted and inquired of the creature why it was covered from head to toe in a blanket. The creature said it was cold. This was the end of our conversation, I ate breakfast, and have not seen the creature since.
