Jeanine is on Martha’s Vineyard enjoying a girl’s weekend with friends. Charged with the nutritional sustenance of Maya during her absence, I suggested that we make a burrito run for lunch. Black beans, brown rice, chicken, salsa, and lettuce make a healthy substrate for cheese and sour cream included only to satisfy our daily dairy requirements. Sending this selfie which Maya snapped to her mother did not elicit the good housekeeping stamp of approval I was hoping for. I guess it is true what they say; “When the cat is away the mice will eat burritos.” Next thing you know I will be tearing the house apart to locate my stash of black licorice which Jeanine has hidden from me (admittedly at my own request.)