The only positive thing I can say about having a colonoscopy is that it is a quick way to lose five pounds. Having endured the procedure once before (when I turned 50) I knew what to expect. The sedative you receive pretty much knocks you out so the procedure itself is not something you remember. The cocktail you need to drink the night before, on the other hand, is something you will never forget. I was very groggy when the doctor shared my results but I don’t remember hearing anything scary and I will check in again to make sure. I was back at work and reasonably coherent two hours later.